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♪

2
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪

3
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♪ Gonna get a little wild

4
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♪ I ain't from 'round here

5
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♪ I'm from another dimension

6
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♪ Gonna get a little weird

7
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♪ Gonna have a good time

8
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♪ I ain't from
'round here ♪

9
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♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo

10
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♪ Yeh-heah

11
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♪ I'm talking rainbows

12
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♪ I'm talking puppies

13
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♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa,
pa, pa, pa, pa ♪

14
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♪ Ooh

15
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪

16
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♪ Gonna get a little wild

17
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♪ I ain't from 'round here

18
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♪ I'm from another dimension

19
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( beeping )

20
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( snoring )

21
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Huh?

22
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What is going on?

23
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Star, wake up.

24
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Marco, we're late for school.

25
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- I'm not Marco.
- Where am I?

26
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Oh. Oh, no.
The High Commission.

27
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Leave it.
There's no time.

28
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There's no way out.
What are you doing?

29
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Escape route blast!

30
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Magic is not supposed
to do that.

31
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I'm not sure
what that was.

32
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But my magic's gone.

33
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- Rats.
- It will be okay.

34
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No, rats.
We gotta hide.

35
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- Narwhal--
- Star, no.

36
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Mom, you can't take
my wand.

37
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It was mine first.

38
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No more magic until
we find a way to stop this.

39
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I've got an idea.

40
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Let's go destroy
Toffee.

41
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Come on, Mom,
let's just go.

42
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- Let's go kill him.
- Star, no.

43
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Well, then,
what's the plan, Mom?

44
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'Cause I ain't
seein' one.

45
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Oh, Star.

46
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I don't have
a plan.

47
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I'm just trying
to keep you safe, okay?

48
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Okay.

49
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Well, can't stay out here.

50
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It's creepy.

51
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We need
another hiding place.

52
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Ribbit.

53
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Ribbit.

54
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( gasps )
Ribbit.

55
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I think I have an idea
where we can go.

56
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But you have to trust me.

57
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Buffrog!

58
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Star Butterfly!

59
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Oh, my little sweet potato.
It's been too long.

60
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QUEEN MOON: Ahem.

61
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Oh, Queen Moon.

62
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Greetings.

63
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Mom, this is
Yvgeny Bulgoyaboff.

64
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Please, call me
Buffrog.

65
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- He used to work for
Ludo, but he's cool now.
- What?!

66
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Hey, Buffrog, can we
crash with you
for a night?

67
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Of course. I owe you
for all that tadpole-sitting.

68
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Star, can I
speak with you?

69
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We cannot
stay with him.
He's a monster.

70
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Mom, get with the times.
Not all monsters are bad.

71
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- ( twig snaps )
- What was that?

72
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Well, it seems we have
no other choice.

73
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Uh, welcome to my...

74
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home.

75
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Boop.

76
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You're in luck.

77
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It's rainy season.

78
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Ah, so good
for the skin.

79
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Oh, uh, no shoes in house.

80
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I am, how you say,
germophobe.

81
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I feel so free.

82
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Buffrog, wonderful home.

83
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Oh, thank you.

84
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Is a bit of a mess
right now.

85
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Please take a seat.

86
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Oh! Are those...

87
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slugs?

88
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Slugs keep
furniture clean.

89
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I thought everyone
knew that.

90
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I'll stand.

91
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Yo, Buffrog,
where them babies at?

92
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Oh, I just put them
down for nap.

93
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Babies!

94
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( laughing ) Oh, I missed
you little baby faces so much.

95
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Oh, my gosh,
you have little baby arms!

96
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Yes, all except
little Katrina.

97
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She is
late bloomer.

98
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Oh, you little special
snowflake.

99
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Babies, say hello to
Queen Butterfly.

100
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That really isn't--

101
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( all ribbiting )

102
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Star, I have been
so worried about you.

103
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Why? I'm good.

104
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Well, when Ludo
took your castle,

105
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I thought, you know...

106
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( makes slicing sound )

107
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Whoa, wait.
Toffee has our castle?

108
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Toffee is dead.
Ludo in castle.

109
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Ugh! Toffee not dead.

110
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Toffee inside Ludo.

111
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Oh, I see.
So creepy.

112
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Papa! Dad's still
in the castle!

113
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We have to go save him.

114
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No.

115
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( gasps )

116
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He is your husband!

117
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Star, I've made
my decision.

118
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We stay here.

119
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Excuse me.
Where is your wash room?

120
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Uh, wash room?

121
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Yes. I'd like to
freshen up a bit.

122
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She needs to
make boom-boom.

123
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Oh! The wash room

124
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- is out back.
- Thank you.

125
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I'm sorry.
My mom's got...

126
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monster issues.

127
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Yes, I'm getting
certain vibe from her.

128
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Yeah, we all are.

129
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But Buffrog, I came here
for a favor.

130
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Of course.
Anything for you.

131
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I need you to
hang out with my mom.

132
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I need you to
keep her busy
while I go find Toffee.

133
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Star, Toffee
is very dangerous.

134
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Do you have plan?

135
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- I have plan.
- You have plan?

136
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I have plan.

137
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Okay. When Moon returns,

138
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I will distract her.

139
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Distract me
from what?

140
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Uh, from this.

141
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I didn't want you

142
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to see it.

143
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Bad choices in past.

144
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Oh. Thank you.

145
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So what do you monsters
do for entertainment?

146
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Uh, we could smash bugs.

147
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We could play board game.

148
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Great idea, Buffrog.

149
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And I will hang out
with the babies

150
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in their room.

151
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Your daughter
is very strange.

152
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Thank you.

153
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We have many option
of board game.

154
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( reading titles )

155
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Monster Conquerors,
Castle Crushers,

156
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Kill the Queen,
Mewman Versus Monster,

157
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or my favorite,
Puddle Defender.

158
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Mmm, interesting.

159
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I like babushka monster.

160
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I don't know why,
but I'm drawn to this one.

161
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Okay, the rules of
Puddle Defender are,

162
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uh...

163
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Um...

164
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the rules are...

165
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Yes?

166
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Uh, rules are simple.

167
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The evil bloodthirsty Mewman,
that's you,

168
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must try and sneak past watchful
Monster parent, that's me.

169
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Break into daycare,
explode helpless monster babies,

170
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and turn them into
stew for eating.

171
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( gasps )
That is horrible!

172
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( snapping sound )

173
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Hey, here is dice!

174
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You roll first.

175
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QUEEN MOON: Seven.
One, two, three, four,

176
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five, six, seven.

177
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"You are filthy Mewman.

178
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Use teeth-sharpening spell

179
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for better eating of
monster babies." Really?

180
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Is this fun?

181
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Who will get to
daycare first?

182
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Suspense is killing me.

183
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"Congratulations."
Oh.

184
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"You set a Mewman camp
on fire.

185
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Collect four corn pieces
from bank."

186
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Come on.

187
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Oh, you land in
mud puddle.

188
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You get nothing.
Tough break.

189
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This game seems
a tad biased.

190
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Really? I never noticed.

191
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Yay! I get more corn.

192
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( coughing )

193
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Did you hear something?

194
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I hear nothing.

195
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You know, it's monsters
that eat Mewman babies.

196
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Oh, really?

197
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Can you name a time

198
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when monsters have
ever done such a thing?

199
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Well, no, but
when I was a child,

200
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we played a game called
Castle Defender

201
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about Mewmans protecting our
babies from ravenous monsters.

202
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That idea had
to come from somewhere.

203
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Because it was in
a children's board game?

204
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I just think that monsters
would have less of a reputation

205
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if they didn't act
so bloodthirsty all the time.

206
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Monsters only act that way

207
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to protect
their babies from Mewmans.

208
00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,507
You may not understand,

209
00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:04,709
but monsters will do
anything for our children.

210
00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:07,379
Don't talk to me about
what I'm willing to do.

211
00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:09,214
Why do you think
I'm here in this swamp?

212
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To protect Star from Toffee!

213
00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:13,919
Don't you think I'm worried to
death about my husband?

214
00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:16,821
But I have to keep my child
safe at all costs!

215
00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:19,057
Something you probably
wouldn't understand,

216
00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,326
because you're a monster.

217
00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:24,729
You insult me,
Queen Moon.

218
00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:28,767
My buffbabies,
they are my life.

219
00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:33,004
And that is why,
Star Butterfly...

220
00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:35,774
I will not
help you escape.

221
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- Star!
- Buffrog!

222
00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:39,244
Star will be safe here.

223
00:09:44,283 --> 00:09:47,218
Keeps babies in,
and dangers out.

224
00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:48,887
I should have
realized.

225
00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:51,923
But of course.
You're a parent, too.

226
00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,092
I can't believe
you're taking her side.

227
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BOTH: Go to your room!

228
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- ( door slams )
- Kids.

229
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,367
Scared ol' mama.

230
00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:03,868
Two-timing Buffrog.

231
00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:05,437
What's their plan, huh?

232
00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:07,305
Just avoid your problems
to death.

233
00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,074
Great plan.
It's a terrible plan.

234
00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:11,276
I've got plans.
I've got big plans.

235
00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,211
But no, they stuck me
in here.

236
00:10:14,246 --> 00:10:16,281
We can help you.

237
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,782
Not now. I'm thinking.
Who said that?

238
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,150
It was me, Katrina.

239
00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,386
You guys can talk?!

240
00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,121
Just me so far.

241
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,456
I haven't told my dad yet.

242
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:26,625
There's something else
I haven't told him.

243
00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:32,397
Holy moley!

244
00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,132
Sometimes we gotta
sneak out to the club

245
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,668
- and go dancing.
- I feel ya, girl.

246
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,403
All clear.

247
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,673
Wow. We made it.

248
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:45,276
- So what's the big plan?
- What plan?

249
00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,345
The plan for
beating Toffee?

250
00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:50,148
Oh, right.

251
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,182
I don't have one.

252
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:52,984
What?

253
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,586
Yeah, planning's
not really my thing.

254
00:10:54,588 --> 00:10:56,321
I kinda just go for it.

255
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:59,324
That is a terrible plan.

256
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,292
Oh, my precious
little ribbit babies.

257
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:02,360
Don't you worry.

258
00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:03,862
I'm very worried.

259
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:06,698
I'll see you
after I destroy Toffee.

260
00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:12,704
She's gonna die.

261
00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:17,442
Get it out,
all of it!

262
00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,344
This is my castle.
I don't want to see

263
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:22,447
a single Butterfly face.
Move it!

264
00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:29,354
Wait, wait, wait.
What am I looking at here?

265
00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:34,259
No Butterflies.
Get that out of here.

266
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,230
Is that the last
of it?

267
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:42,367
And with that, everything
in my kingdom is in order.

268
00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:46,204
Corncobs here.
Get your corncobs.

269
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,206
No, no, not again!

270
00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:52,744
These rats have eaten me
out of house and home.

271
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,746
Right, they will do that.

272
00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,381
Okay, a few kinks
to work out,

273
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,316
but overall, the citizens
of Mewni love me.

274
00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,051
Hey, merch vendor,

275
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,920
how are the King Ludo
T-shirts selling?

276
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,923
Very, very,
very not good.

277
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,391
Not good at all,
Your Majesty.

278
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,026
What about the masks?

279
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,395
Those especially.
Here, I'll show you.

280
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,363
Greetings,
young man.

281
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:15,266
Might I interest you
in a King Ludo mask?

282
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,769
- ( shrieking )
- Run, baby, run!

283
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,437
Maybe it's the beard.

284
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,906
No, my lord, they just
don't like you.

285
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,708
Oh, honey, look at
all that great stuff.

286
00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,610
Wow, we should load up.

287
00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:28,012
Finally,
someone with taste.

288
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:30,115
Let me just...

289
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,416
This will look great
in our foyer.

290
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,251
How much for
this handsome fella?

291
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,853
Oh, well...

292
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,454
It's not for sale.
Come on.

293
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,690
You know what? That's it.
Levitato!

294
00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:43,428
There. All that terrible
Butterfly stuff is gone.

295
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:46,297
Now, how about a nice
King Ludo coffee mug,

296
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,700
- or a bobblehead?
- We don't want your stuff.

297
00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:52,303
Yeah, we don't
like you; nobody
likes you, dude.

298
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,471
See what I'm
dealing with here?

299
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:54,806
I am your king.

300
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,608
I command you to like me.

301
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,076
No.

302
00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,377
( frustrated yell )

303
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,114
( straining )

304
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,482
Checkmate.

305
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:07,485
I'm bad at everything.

306
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,454
First rule
of chess, Marco:

307
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,723
you must always
protect your king.

308
00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:13,858
( keys jingling )

309
00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:18,296
- What do you want?
- You're coming with me.

310
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,166
No way. I'm not
going anywhere with you.

311
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,300
That's too bad.

312
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,068
It's urgent royal business.

313
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:27,405
I need you to command
the people to like me.

314
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:30,642
( laughs )
Why would I do that?
I don't even like you.

315
00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,477
Shuffling about
and talking to
that wand hand of yours.

316
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,746
It's weird.

317
00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:38,149
Fine. If you won't help me,
then you can just
rot in this cell.

318
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,318
Say good-bye
to your freedom.

319
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:46,457
Come on,
you stupid chain.

320
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:47,859
Ha ha!

321
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,561
Ho ho. Ludo.

322
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:53,064
Butter.

323
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,335
Change of plan.

324
00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,038
I'm giving you 24 hours
to figure out a way

325
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,940
to make the people
of Mewni like me,

326
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,708
or I'll...

327
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:06,945
I'll levitato you
into the sky forever.

328
00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:09,347
Oh, I'm so scared.

329
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,015
Twenty-four hours.

330
00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:14,452
Dude, Ludo's gone
completely nuts.

331
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,954
You're telling me.

332
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,356
He left behind
a perfectly good
stick of butter.

333
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,292
Oh, I can...
almost taste it.

334
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,528
River, now is no time for...

335
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,563
butter.

336
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:28,867
Yes, you're
young and limber.

337
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,568
Reach out for it, boy.

338
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:33,004
Excellent!
Ha ha!

339
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,806
Ha ha!

340
00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:37,408
Careful. Save some
for the gruel, boy.

341
00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:40,378
Nice work, Marco.

342
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,747
Here. Butter yourself up,
and I'll see if I can

343
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,349
figure a way out of here.

344
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,650
Try the AC vent.

345
00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:48,586
The dungeon has
air conditioning?

346
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,555
It's a dungeon,
not a torture chamber.

347
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,658
Nice. How are those
shackles coming?

348
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,994
I don't think
this is going to work.

349
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,930
River, did you
eat the butter, River?

350
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:01,232
I used to be king.

351
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,568
Okay, okay, I'll go
steal that key from Ludo,

352
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,036
and then we'll both
get out of here.

353
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,672
You should just go.
This isn't your fight.

354
00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:11,976
Marco, listen to your king.

355
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:18,750
Whoa. The royal bedroom.

356
00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:23,655
Ludo.

357
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:34,032
- Sh.
- Ruberiot?

358
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,467
Quiet, dude.
You're gonna
get us caught.

359
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:39,771
Whoo, how'd I ever live
without a solid gold toilet?

360
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,973
What the heck
is going on here?

361
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,075
Since Ludo took over,
we've been hiding in
the vents.

362
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:47,478
When he's not around,
we eat his royal leftovers.

363
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,480
And bathe in
his royal bubble bath.

364
00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:54,619
And sleep in
his royal bed.

365
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,721
She was miming that
we sleep in his royal bed.

366
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,823
LUDO: Those villagers
are so ungrateful.

367
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,792
And end scene.

368
00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:07,298
I don't get it.

369
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,767
How are these things
not flying off the shelf?

370
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:13,137
It can't be for my lack of
devilishly good looks.

371
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:16,574
I've got that whole
levitatoing King River to do.

372
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:21,379
Being a king is
simply exhausting.

373
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:27,118
Now's our chance.

374
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,153
If we can get
that key from Ludo,
we can free the king and--

375
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,089
Whoa. I'm gonna have
to stop you right there.

376
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,924
You see, as artists,

377
00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:34,859
our job is to comment
on the world around us,

378
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:37,695
not "doing stuff."

379
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,164
A heavy burden, yes,
but that's what it means

380
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,166
to be an artiste.

381
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,935
Oh, please.
You, an artist?

382
00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:46,604
- You're nothing but
a jingle scribbler.
- And you're a buffoon.

383
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,706
The buffoon is merely
the facade

384
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,475
for my pointed
social commentary.

385
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,777
That's what makes me
a true artist.

386
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,612
Not as much of an artist
as the mime.

387
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:57,415
Obviously. We all know
the mime is an artistic genius.

388
00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:00,885
- BOTH: Genius.
- Guys, look.

389
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:03,054
I'm not a soldier either,
but there's a time

390
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:05,490
when you have to get
off the sidelines
and get involved.

391
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,692
If the four of us
work together,

392
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,627
we can save
the true king of Mewni.

393
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,195
Now who's with me?

394
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:14,365
Now, see, I wouldn't
use that hand gesture.

395
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,634
It's just been
done to death.

396
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,236
And you never want to
end a sentence with a pronoun.

397
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,605
You all
make me sick.

398
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:32,817
No. I don't want
to shave the corn.

399
00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:48,266
What? Who's here?

400
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,234
Who's in
my royal bedroom?

401
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,235
A guy in a mask.

402
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:54,005
We're here to...

403
00:17:54,007 --> 00:17:56,207
entertain you,
my lord.

404
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,009
What?

405
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,415
In the middle
of the night?

406
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,683
Oh, yeah, because, uh...

407
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:09,020
And we wrote
this song about... you.

408
00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:11,622
You wrote a song
about me?

409
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:18,129
♪ Ohhh, he...

410
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:21,866
♪ Came on bird and spider

411
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:26,537
♪ Uh, shone his grace
upon us all ♪

412
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,906
I did do that,
didn't I?

413
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,242
♪ And brought
the rats here ♪

414
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:33,244
♪ To protect us

415
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:38,015
♪ And now
we'll never fall ♪

416
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,720
Get the key.

417
00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:47,058
♪ And we say

418
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:50,661
♪ Great King Ludo
is great ♪

419
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:55,133
♪ He's so great, great, great,
great, great, great, great ♪

420
00:18:55,135 --> 00:19:00,438
♪ And Mewni
has never been better ♪

421
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:04,742
♪ Been better, been better,
been better ♪

422
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:08,679
♪ Oh, great King Ludo
is great ♪

423
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:12,750
♪ He's so great, great, great,
great, great, great, great ♪

424
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:16,521
You guys are really good.
What do you call your band?

425
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:19,123
Three Artists
And A Buffoon.

426
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,125
Okay, that's it.

427
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:23,528
- What?
- I'm the buffoon?
You're the buffoon.

428
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:26,697
You make fart jokes.
I make art.

429
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,799
You call that
noise art?

430
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,301
Your rhymes are whack!

431
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,537
Yeah, well, yours
are hack.

432
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,539
Oh, good one.

433
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:37,241
- Hey, hey.
- Hey!

434
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,779
Stop.
You're all hacks,

435
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:45,683
except for the mime.
She's a genius.

436
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:46,884
Get them!

437
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,727
I can't believe this.

438
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,362
I almost had the key.

439
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,498
Can't you two get along
for just one minute?

440
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,799
We like not
getting along.

441
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:04,202
Yeah. We're good at it.

442
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,704
Wow! You guys
really had me fooled.

443
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,941
No, we really do
hate each other.

444
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:13,711
Ah!

445
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,479
Marco!

446
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:17,348
Hey, king, we're
busting you outta here.

447
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,083
What are you doing?

448
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:20,718
I won't abandon
my people.

449
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,687
What?!

450
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:25,389
Sometimes, you've got
to let the king go.

451
00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:31,329
Time's up.

452
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:32,930
So, um... ready to...

453
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,633
Where's my key?

454
00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:40,037
I must've dropped my key
right in front of you,

455
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,273
and you didn't
even notice. What?!

456
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:45,576
You could have been running free
by now, prancing in the fields.

457
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,079
Must make you
feel pretty silly.

458
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,147
Ha ha. Spider!

459
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:53,918
So are you going to force
everyone to like me,

460
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,720
or is it levitato time?

461
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:58,889
You may have the crown,
but you will never be king.

462
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,859
We'll see how you feel
once you've been levitatoed.

463
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:05,997
No, River!

464
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:08,833
Come on!

465
00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:13,271
Welcome to the reign
of King Ludo.

466
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:16,440
This is what happens
to anyone

467
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:20,311
who doesn't show respect
and adoration for their king.

468
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:21,779
You have any last words?

469
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,115
People of Mewni,
I am not afraid.

470
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,050
Blah blah blah.
Levitato.

471
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,053
( people gasping )

472
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:31,055
What are we
gonna do now?

473
00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:34,191
Now?
We fight.

474
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,963
Uh, you know that's
not mud, right?

475
00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:43,067
♪ She's a princess
winning battles ♪

476
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:45,803
♪ Through
the break of dawn ♪

477
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:48,572
♪ Don't worry when
it's night 'cause ♪

478
00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:51,108
♪ She will keep
the lights on ♪

479
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:56,781
♪ Oh, there goes
a shining star ♪

480
00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:59,517
- ♪ Evil won't deter her
- ♪ No, sir!

481
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:02,019
♪ 'Cause magic
flows through her ♪

482
00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:04,088
♪ Star Butterfly!

483
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:07,892
♪ She is a shining star


